Sacred:Graveyards and inscriptions

List of inscriptions with the location of the grave and reference

In the Braverock Castle graveyard...

Grave

"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po... To HELL WITH YOU! ! !" - referring to the Teletubbies characters. Guessing someone at Ascaron didn't like them much.

In the Gloomoore graveyard...

"Snarf" - referring to the character, Snarf, from the 80's TV cartoon series, Thundercats!

List of unreferenced inscriptions

• Nothing to see here
• A shroud, whiter than white
• He was never the life and soul of the party And now he no longer has either
• Note to self: 'Graves are not publicrest rooms'
• But it looked soooo sweeeet
• Lobby 10
• Don't worry, I'll just fix this up in a jiffy
• Room for one more Room for one more!
• There will still be a few demons to dispose of later, but at least I will be the new leader!Max Damage Charge AttackUuuuhuuaahh <groan>Aarggh! An intruder! Kill him! Kill him!Vile Ring of the MythsUuuuhuuaahh <groan, yawn>
• One nut too much insulting a certain Admin
• 'What do you mean that is a real Goblin?'
• 'Just leave a message after the howl, I'll get back to you as soon as possible'
• Wannabe Magician who thought playingwith fire was a good idea
• In memory of S M
• In memory of S M
• Squirrel Minion turned good
• Don't change the subject, you were supposed to catch the fireball and not use it as a pipe starter
• He just could not accept the hint to stay away from the bar
• Early attempts to construct an automated wagon failed when a tree, that was not there before, got in the way
• Sword Juggling first rule: 'Try tocatch them the right way round'
• The last Troll Ball competition ended rather stiffly for this fan
• There is more to life than to lie in a box 6 foot under
• 'Last time I checked he was a mile away' Halenthal said as he commented on the Orc running towards him
• 'When I said take a break, I did not mean I wanted to break something' she said after a long hike in the hills
• After voting unwanted names for the civilians
• 'Trust me, I can handle this poor lost wolf'
• Xrystal to the Dragon
• And she said; 'I have an idea, lets play catch the goblin'
• And he said: 'Just one more to complete this set'
• 'Since when were you a Healer?'
• Here lies 'Ohhh, flashing red button' - Tim
• Murray
• Krank said: 'Hey they are scared of me'
• I danced right into his arms 'Cept he wasn't who I thought he was Who lets undead into a bar anyway?
• And she said: 'No, no, no You do it like this'
• Ascon
• Yes, well, thinking you are a bird and leapingoff that cliff didn't make you one
• Zi-a-dane after a close encounter in the end minutes of a Troll Ball Match
• Westka
• Her last words were: 'I didn't do it, honestly'
• A M Death of a salesman
• Who throwsa pebble, I mean come on?!?
• Grizzly was big like a grizzly, fuzzy like a grizzly, but as soon as he popped that bee's nest for honey he found out he was definitely NOT a grizzly
• 'No, what he said was: What you see is what you get, there was no insider joke'
• The suspect is small, round and has a jolly laugh Uses a hammer freely
• And then he said: 'What did you mean when you said there were only one or two of them'
• Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po to hell with you! ! !
• (About time too)
• Just because he called himself Eagle did not mean he could fly!
• 'It calledme a troll first' she said, misinterpreting the warnings and screams of everyone else
• Dragon, I don't think it's right that you should be so aggressive towards me Can't we talk about this?
• Go raid treasure chests or something
• What was it you said was in this drink again?
• I don't like the way that fella is looking at me, I only told him to clean his teeth
• Another brave man who attempted to verify Lexchicky's lack of undergarments and met the business end of a Cuddlebunny's mace
• Of course thewater is deep enough to jump into from this height
• Make sure you don't forget to make it a tight knot, I don't want this door falling on my head
• Anyone reading this will awaken the forces of darkness
• This nice spot is reserved for a final opponent
• Stabbed in the back by Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen in a quarrel about 80 Ancarian gold crowns
• Here lie A'Ndariel, Du'Riel, Mephistopheles, Di'Abilo and Ba-al (please do not open)
• Moz
• Here Lies Bart, He DID have a cow man!
• We were lucky enough to close this one don't open it please!
• Approaching that horse from behind was not a good idea
• Hey can I haveone of those 'Schniepel' things?
• There and at some point hopefully back again
• You got it all wrong, you use the sword like this
• Oh no, not again!
• I was young and needed the money
• Diedemus took the joke a little too seriously when I said that catching a spear in the forehead was fun
• The Magicians' Guild thanks the family, particular the wife and children, for donating this guinea pig
• He came, he sought and found a tunnel of light
• Here lies Hatu-Ni, the Orc chef, who lived before the gates of Ascar-Dur
• Have you no respect?
• In order to activate the ultimate cheat of void, go to DOS and type format c: and press ENTER
• Hatu-Ni should never have tried her own food
• Note to self: 'Don't accept dinnerinvitations from Vampires'
• Here lies A R Malion
• no Pillip (or something like that)
• And there he thought playing hide-and-seek in a spider cave was a good idea
• Psst no one here, nothing to see, go away!
• Of course those green things are in actual fact children in green clothing
• He did not want to be the one to test the latest 'Spell of Shieldwall' but it was done anyway
• You consider yourself an architect or why are you looking into my grave?
• Thank you but no, I do not require a newly decorated grave
• The body has been separated from the soul, for security reasons Which bit is buried here?
• This is not a grave, in actual fact it is a test of curiosity which you have just failed
• Ogan, Artist of Bellevue
• Markus 'Not without my GeForce' Reiser
• I can think of many other better things to do with my life
• Michel 'I read Concept-Scrolls' van Berg
• Alexander 'Now if I just pull this lever' van James W
• Here lies Ericus Can-Tona, in his days he was a star
• This is the tomb of Gor-Dons Br-Owns, took so many taxes, he made us frown
• Jason of the Price
• Grave, a final frontier
• You are Corpse Nr 172, congratulations youhave won an all inclusive trip to Isselhorst
• Here rests AJW& we dug as deep as we could!
• In memory of 'I will drink whatever you pour into my glass' - Irina
• Mario 'Dragons are not a challenge' Endlich
• Marcus, builder of worlds
• Marc, creator of the world
• Come to 'Grave Booking Inc' where we offer a special 'Buy one get one free deal'
• and forgot she was not a toy
• Britte, Charburner of Hedgenton (South)
• Michael, Charburner of Hedgenton (North)
• His last words: 'Interesting, I always wondered what the Dragon stomach looked like from the inside'
• Here rests 'How cute, a baby dragon, where are your friends?' - Tim
• And he engraved 'I was here' into the Golem
• Roger 'I would never swindle' Swindells
• Public notice: 'Goblins are not pets to be house trained'
• 'Just call me the dam fixer'
• Alan "I didn't add this to my list of things to do" Wild
• Liane Welp, lived, farmed, died
• had a little snare
• 'Its ok, I took the label off, should be fine now,' he said
• Peter Patrick of Colins found what he was not looking for It made him as happyas a stiffy
• Lezenko
• Snarf
• Belxjander, I swear I should not use Linu-ix that often
• Nicole
• Eanith
• Keimax
• Note to self: 'Attending a Dragon Convention should not be taken to heart'
• Here lies TheHangedMan who lived in a place where his name had meaning
• Ingo Bertram
• Here lies the evidence
• Here lies Peter, who tried to balance the unbalancable
• Obviously they where
• He knew none of them
• Something DO come from waiting
• So leave it alone!
• Who were the heroes, fallen in conflict?
• Wish YOU were here
• Peter Wild, lying asleep, "This isn't my bed, it's far too deep!"
• Nice, exclusive room, fresh air and my pillowwas where?
• Mario Endlich
• But I wanted to be cremated
• Blackstaff came, Blackstaff went, to download heaven, he was sent
• 'Ok so I drank your 'magic' potion that's supposed to make all my problems go away, now what?'
• Reserved for my beloved wife
• 'I am telling you, I had nothing to do with it'
• Here lay the trollsThe human kind that hang on the forums
• So I tried to fake my death but I don't deserve this treatment!
• Resurrected again, but alas a sniper-arrow wrapped with the note 'That's for closing my thread!' laid him low once more
• Note to parents: Don't name your child after something that sounds like a growl, it could be the death of them
• Moya
• No I do not need another make-over!
• Find all the graves and get a special reward!
• Famous last words: 'C++ Runtime Error'
• Format C: should not be taken literally
• Death - Nature's way of saying "Slow down, you're doing too much
• Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, that's a troll?
• Mass grave for all erased Betatest-characters
• The bodies of those that will not be missed
• Eerazor, slayer of green 'Schniepel' fanatics
• Here lies Ingo the Drillmaster, finally drilled to death
• And he said 'Are Dragons tickly under their feet?'
• Vin Dows - never a stable man who only saw blue in the end
• Beta Patch 17 Release 39
• The good of the many do seem to outweigh the need of the one
• I still can't believe it's all over!
• If you are reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself Go do something useful!
• Elvis
• Ok, joke is over, let me out now!
• Dolly B Special Grave
• Can't we talk about this like normal people?
• Inst Aller, output problem unknown
• 'I really hate it when that happens' he said
• Beta-Grave-Testers welcome!
• 'Lemme just see what happens when I put this inhere' he said
• Here lies Mattius of Zero who wanted to be the One
• Horses looked like pigs
• How the devil should I know how to fix this?
• Character could not cause damage
• A pink elephant
• 'It could be worse' she said
• 'Where in Ancaria's name did that thing come from' he shoutedin the bitter end
• 'It takes a second to reload, what more do you want?' the Mage protested
• 'Now here, in the wilderness, we have our first encounter with something they call a Harpy' she said as she led the biology class out for a field trip
• The Jester did not realize it was a real 16-Ton weight
• Lightning and trees just do NOT go together
• Karl Ranseier
• Note to self: Jumping off a mountain without a soft place to land is not a good idea
• 'Playing catch with a dragon that was a REALLY good idea'
• Rumors of my death are greatly overestimated!
• He was told he would meet an untimely death if he was serious about that relationship of his with that strange pale looking woman
• Alas, he did not know his followers were all colorblind
• Never tell krank you ran out of ice-cubes This man did
• Other appointments on request
• 'Looking for part-time job, spit all the time, every time'
• Nr 5
• 'Engage!' he said
• Grave INC
• 'No, not that one!'
• Speak to the grave, the face does not want to hear it!
• 'The rudeness and ignorance of some people is bloody amazing'
• This is really your last warning, stop opening the Graves!
• and now his grave is closed
• 'This is what I mean about being different'
• The Dragon that he fed, was the cause he's dead
• 'Iam telling you, this is what I mean about arrogance, he never listened' he claimed while trying to convince an Orc to play nice
• Unlike Bugs Bunny, Savior was too inept to fool Elmer the Wabbit slayer
• 'This was not the end we agreed on!'
• I am here, now what?
• The Rat Dog overestimated himself while trying to bite the ankle of a Dragon
• Why is it so hot all of a sudden
• 'What do you mean they are not really pixels?'
• How were we to know he wasn't a REAL pinata and that the bats would hurt?
• Lars 'That was not in the Concept' Berenbrinker
• Famous last words: 'Don't tell me what I can and can't do'
• Famous last words: 'Time to kick some Goblin butt'
• What the
• 'You see, this is what makes me different' he said
• The idea was to get ON the horse, not UNDER it
• Is it me or has something strange happened?
• 'What you mean that club was real?'
• Steffen 'IcePhantom' D and Julia 'Butterfliege' H - And she said "I don't have long fingernails& "
• Sebastian Yakko Zhorel - Never give up!
• Fox2405 - In memory of Mangar and Lagoth Zanta Beat you and ended up here
• Sir Richfield - 'Do I look like a hammer swinger?'
• 'The Dragons have calmed down, you can go in now'
• Fastjack - Sacred Forum Office Please leave bread and water on the grave stone provided
• Lady - Famous last words: 'Dragon-fire? What dragon-fire??
• Gamefaq He who finds a bug can keep it Nofeeding them though! Had I only known in advance
• Uwe Durendal Schrder - 'They shot the wrong Beatle!'
• Robin - who got lost in Sherwood
• Oliver Vendetta Kahrau - Pikes turned out to be too weak after all
• Sebastian Totti' Klocke - 'Another Mage in Paradise!'
• Christian Laurelin Loch Don't attack the wolves! They appear to be harmless
• LesserHellspawn - 'A spawn from hell was reduced to lesser quality grave fillings& '
• Sebastian alfi Alfers - 'Here lies his Wood-Elf, caught and sentenced to life imprisonment inside of a grave due to excessive speeding'
• Steffen Rhion Bhre 'Death is a door, time is a window, I shall return!'
• Bernd Freebyte Hohmann - 'My mercy is full? I will split your skull!'
• Katja Berenike Fischer - The little Angel ;-)
• Christian Zeitgeist Handwerk - Here I AM The hell-raiser-in-chief, the rebel-rouser and the master of darkness
• Andreas 'Darky' Gottwald, Those who die early, remain dead longer
• Shadow - 'A shadow of one's self '
• Adorno - What does health have anything to do with it? It does not save you from being stupid!
• Michael Qestraal Andrew - 'Here lies Qestraal& I finally spelled it right!'
• Jukka Savior82 Peltola - 'Wabbit season!'
• Mattias_C - 'Here lies Mattias_C who had far too many doughnuts'
• LibertyRogue13 - 'Here lies JB, after untold hours of testing and play, he forgot to feed and wasted away'
• Mario Mozgy Mikocevic - 'life# kill -9 1'
• Carolyn DaGirl Hacker - DaGirl took testing the absence of a survival bonus to a whole new level by telling herself I am gameplay testing with 0 SB
• Halenthal - 'After finding fame and fortune in Port Royale, Halenthal visited Tortuga where he met his end at the hands of a pirate hunter in the pay of a wealthy patrician'
• Krank - 'Which version are we on now?'
• Huron Blackheart - If I had a nickel for every time he told me that after being told the screenshots will come soon
• Wim Striker Oversteyns - 'Here lies Striker, at the end he was too short'
• Jeroen Raisor Laureyssens - 'Playing trollball without the understanding of goblin rules was not such a good idea& '
• Janne Beldin Karttunen - Modem $%$$!
• Norbert Zlots - 'He's one tough cookie to slug it out with now'
• Mirko Eerazor Worsley - 'The one who drove his slaves just a bit too far off the edge'
• Striker - 'Lost the 'Who is shorter?' competition with a goblin and lost his head'
• Raisor - 'Assuming a Goblin leg is a green Ha'Tu'Ni sausage did not make things better for him'
• Christiane 'Criosa' Clarenbach
• ZigFive - 'Zig only reached the age of five, and stopped aging'
• Stefan 'Nameless_One' Balzer
• Chaliux - 'Death is just another path One that we all must take'
• 'Baumeister Apprentice out of Darkend'
• 'His lip was sharper than his understanding'
• 'The wrong place at the wrong time'
• 'His name is Jack, and this is his box'
• Sweety - 'The sweetest dutch lady since the invention of chocolate'
• 'The forgotten protector of Ancaria and former master smith'
• 'Playing football with a goblin head made him rather unpopular& '
• for today& '
• 'Lost balance in the end& '
• Death was Nature's way of telling him to slow down
• I want to be a pirate!
• Tea time!
• Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
• He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it
• This is the result of an addicted Betatester
• Famous last words of a programmer, "Damn, my brain has a fatal error"
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
• Badger badger badger& mushrooms
• The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out of a window
• Stefan S - still waiting for Binky
• SQUEAK?
• Bones for sale& bones for sale!
• Attack After you!
• The report of my death was an exaggeration
• He who runs away lives to die another day
• I can't afford to die, I'd lose too much money
• Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
• Waaasssssuuuuupp?
• This is the real Underworld
• It is keeping me sane - AEW
• These 'bugs' get everywhe& aaaaaaah'
• You can run and you can hide but you will never get away alive
• I am living in a box
• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
• You won't catch me alive
• Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
• Size DOES matter!
• Thieves respect property - they merely wish the property to become their property that they may better respect it
• Truth is sacred and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it
• It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up
• Every time I learn something new, something old disappears to make room for it
• and her eyes
• With a fax
• Oh Alan - we still wanted more!
• Goblins here, goblins there, pesky goblins everywhere&
• B-e-a-utiful
• Right next to mine
• Open at your own risk
• Waterspout
• I recommend the route across Faeries Crossing into the Barony of Mascarell Shaddar's Tower
• He was too slow!
• Wasn't me!
• We died for the swarm
• The clamps were too tight, he later discovered
• Kleb-Dracad - Black Adder
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
• Schizophrenic? Me? No, we're not
• CENSORED!
• D E Sign - He wanted more features
• Long lost and never recovered
• And then there was silence!
• They didn't need him anymore
• May he not rest at all!
• He who dies early is dead for a long time
• His motto was: Live hard - die young!
• Don't even think about it
• I'll be back!
• There's all hell loose down here
• If Master Nuke-Nuke could Nuke Nuk-Nuks,how many Nuk-Nuks could a Nuke-Nuke Nuk-Nuk Nuker Nuke?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
• But the gravestones made flee him in fear
• No one is missing me& *cry*
• Count me out!
• Quiet up there!
• Read more books!
• and considerably easier to write with
• Death is just the beginning!
• Never too young to die
• Game Over
• Stop staring!
• Leave me alone!
• Yes, you stay right above me&
• Don't think you are& know you are!
• Mummy TV
• The old buildserver is resting here
• God heals and the doctor takes the fee
• All I will say is when I go, they go too
• I'm not afraid to die I just don't want to be there when it happens
• If you cannot get rid of the family skeletons, you may as well make them dance
• Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it
• Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
• The only completely consistent people are the dead
• 30 End
• For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow& but phone calls taper off
• If you are reading this gravestone, could you please adjust the date?
• Who in their right mind designs a square world?! I feel like a 3D corpse in a 2D grave
• Dead Simply dead
• Several monsters
• For rent& 0-800-DEATH
• Three legs, four arms and one head
• Have you ever seen a big dwarf?
• Raziel - too late again
• A strange glimmer is blinding thee
• Of series II
• Will ever have heard!
• At least this time she wasn't ginger
• & Alas for poor old worn-out Tim!
• It beggars belief how he seldom chucked
• His charity hair still unwaxed
• However, death doesn't get worse every year
• Rideg Stumel - Midgets Rule
• Thar Eross - Short Arse
• Kabelrinte - Ankle Biter
• Thodram Amfist - I'm Short and Fat
• Goilomn Gilisfon - Gim1i 50n Of G10in
• Dralkcib - Baldrick
• Relmin - Merlin
• D'Brae'Sineltei - Daniel Seibert
• J'Dahn'Nielo - Daniel John
• E'sal Hy-Lef - Faye's Hell
• Arhles Twag - Helga's Wrath
• Raane - Aarne
• Solwemyr - M Worsely
• Ettol'Rahc-Notwen - Charlotte Newton
• Fadalmar - Ralf Adam
• What happens if you strap toast to the back of a falling cat?
• If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization
• People often say that motivation doesn't last Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily
• Us no more
• Wickesy's imagination and inspiration lie here Idle
• Delta 351: "Give us another clue, we have digital watches!"
• It was the dying I couldn't take
• Death really hates that!
• When a thief kisses you, count your teeth
• A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake
• Consistency - anyone!?
• No, it's The Localizer!
• The Localizer - "just quickly (TM)"
• It's just a mossy grave
• Nothing to see here but a few old bones
• Dark and damp, not the most pleasant of sleeping arrangements
• The gravestone is covered in lichen
• This gravestone is illegible
• The writing on this gravestone has worn away with time
• They said it was safe&
• When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing
• The person you have called is temporarily unavailable&
• Your order please
• Phew! Someone around here needs a mint, and it's not me
• I'm important and busy& who's there?
• Yes, this is a gravestone, now move on
• BOO! Scared, huh?
• Ohh, you brought me some flowers?
• Hello World!
• Stop trampling on my grave or I will come and haunt your house
• As seldom she slept before - alone!
• Bob the squirrel
• Famous last words: 'Ahh the medicine I have been waiting for'
• The NPC job market is currently undergoing a crisis
• My wife rests here, her time is past, and I have got some peace at last
• Alone? Need friends? Never fear, your new buddies are here
• A frequent user of the 'Kill monsters, get experience points for free' wanted to get a final deal
• since I am not going to make much use of mounted close combat, I shall make do withlevel 3 skills or something similar
• Of course I love to play 'Hunt the Dragon'
• (Macabre and Public Resting Advertising Agency)
• 'I never said I wanted the free 'Stab-Ye-Ol-Self-Sword' that way,' he said
• No, you don't
• Just one more and I reach the next level of enlightenment
• If he hadn't tripped he would not be lying here
• And she spoke: You call THAT a dagger? '
• True strength is not always expressed as aggression But running away was a really stupid idea Anyone who believes that project managers manage projects believes that pharmacists farm
• Ralph Roder
• Celal Kandemiroglu
• Daniel Balster
• Christian Franke
• Holger Flttmann
• Peter Luber
• Markus Hublein
• Michel Dumont
• Ingo Biermann
• Lars Hammer
• Roger Boerdijk
• Steve Manekeller
• Cosmin Bulau
• Hans-Arno Wegner
• Franz Stradal
• Aarne Jungerberg
• Michael T Bhatty
• Alan Wild
• Mirko Worsley
• Christian Altrogge
• Dirk Niestadtktter
• Jens Blome
• Ramses Schiller
• Stephan Drews
• Sebastian Henke
• Sebastian Walter
• Dirk Schumacher
• Frank Lunnebach
• Ronald Rehm
• Marc Oberhuser
• Markus Boltersdorf
• Markus Reiser
• Henno Hobein
• Dag Winderlich
• Andy Maes
• Lars Berenbrinker
• Torsten Allard
• Raphael Dumont
• 'Stand here?' - we laughed
• He did not realize what was meant by 'Permanent Resident' until it was too late
• No mountain too high, no grave too deep
• 'Look at me, I am a star!'
• Dig'em Fill'em - We dig them, you fill them
• Note to self: Acting with live props is not a good idea
• Here lies Ati, the cartographer, who got caught in the net of limbo
• 'I would rather die than marry the likes of her' he said
• That's the magic of being held by a hill giant after insulting its mother
• Here lies a pirate copier
• 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
• 'What spider?' he said
• 'Ohhh a Pain +400 percent Item'
• Bugnote 96524:Keyboard error, press F1 to continue
• Gravemaster XXXXII
• Luis Cypher
• And this time, you're staying put
• Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE to obtain a specialone-way-ticket
• Press ALT+F4 to go back to basics
• 0800-G-R-A-V-E-F-O-R-Y-O-U
• Look there is nothing to see here!
• Some 'I love Graves' person took his hobby a little too seriously
• Erected by the 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
• The operation waiting list is getting shorter
• Heart Donor
• He needed deeper insights
• 'Is that edible?'
• He obviously had the right stiff
• Custom Headstones INC
• Well now, that was easy
• The body of a woman
• The body of a man