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| − | '''Messages Bêtes'''
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| − | Comme dans le premier, Ascaron a introduit un grand nombre de "Messages Bêtes" dans Sacred 2. Cetet fois il y en a plus et ils sont plus drôle que dans le précédent épisode. En plus il y a un nouveau type de "Messages Bêtes", les lignes de poesie qui une fois en ordre donnent un petit poème idiot.
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| − | [center]http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/Antitrusty/Sacred/sacred2_sillymessage.jpg[/center]
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| − | Les "Messages Bêtes" sont des ligne de textes qui apparaissent pendant le chargement du jeu (vous pouvez aussi les vois en accedant à la console, touche ~) et qui changent à chaque démarrage du jeu ce qui fait des messages semi-aléatoires que les développeurs du jeu ont choisi. Les "Messages Bêtes" sont des référence a des films, des émissions télé et pleins d'autres choses qui font d'eux des messages uniques. Voici la liste des "Messages Bêtes" que nous croyons complète.
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| − | Étant donné que dans le jeu ces messages sont en anglais, quelque soit la langue choisi, cette page listeras les messages ainsi que leur traduction.
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| − | ==Message Bêtes:==
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| − | '''1-''' Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out. ''Même si vous êtes manger par un dragon, vous avez toujours deux voies de sortie.''
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| − | '''2-''' I know what you did last summer... ''Je sais ce que tu as fait l'été dernier...''
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| − | '''3-''' Please wait... Loading T-Energy... ''Patientez s'il vous plais ... Chargement de l'énergie-T en cours ...''
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| − | '''4-''' Positioning GPS satellites... please stand by... ''Positionnement des satellites GPS... Patientez s'il vous plais.''
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| − | '''5-''' The volume goes to eleven!
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| − | '''6-''' The game will start when it is ready and not before! ''Le jeu commencera quand il sera prêt et pas avant !''
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| − | '''7-''' You are the weakest link, goodbye!
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| − | '''8-''' Remember Sacred1 bug #4624...
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| − | '''9-''' Guru meditation...
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| − | '''10-''' /* You are not expected to understand this */
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| − | '''11-''' Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... Rude gamers!
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| − | '''12-''' Now that's what I call a dead parrot
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| − | '''13-''' Loading errors, please wait...
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| − | '''14-''' Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high-level chars online...
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| − | '''15-''' Your soundcard sucks, disabling sound forever...
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| − | '''16-''' Meditating on the meaning of life...
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| − | '''17-''' Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
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| − | '''18-''' Planet 'Bob'?! Can't we just call it 'Earth'?
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| − | '''19-''' No, this is not a silly message.
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| − | '''20-''' We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
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| − | '''21-''' Welcome to Sacred2 30-days trial... hehe... Just kidding!
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| − | '''22-''' I still know what you did last summer...
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| − | '''23-''' How sweet to be an idiot...
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| − | '''24-''' I don't have time to bleed!
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| − | '''25-''' Please stand by for an important announcement.
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| − | '''26-''' Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...
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| − | '''27-''' Your computer is running... You better go chase it.
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| − | '''28-''' That'll do pig. That'll do.
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| − | '''29-''' I hate cold ashtrays...
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| − | '''30-''' Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
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| − | '''31-''' I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my seraphim!
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| − | '''32-''' Loooooooaaaaading...
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| − | '''33-''' Searching for adult filter...
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| − | '''34-''' Help! Your keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
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| − | '''35-''' Drawing beards onto your photographs...
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| − | '''36-''' Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
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| − | '''37-''' Press any key... No! Not that one!
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| − | '''38-''' The 'No dieing' sign is now on... Please plan accordingly...
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| − | '''39-''' Do not include <STDHEADER.H>, use <STDHEADER> instead!
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| − | '''40-''' 97 bottles of beer... Aaah, you know the rest...
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| − | '''41-''' To the Petercopter!
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| − | '''42-''' PI is exactly 3!
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| − | '''43-''' Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!
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| − | '''44-''' Reverting to Sacred1...
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| − | '''45-''' Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...
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| − | '''46-''' Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
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| − | '''47-''' Awaiting starting bribe...
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| − | '''48-''' So long, and thanks for all the goblins...
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| − | '''49-''' There's nothing to see here, go ahead...
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| − | '''50-''' Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!
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| − | '''51-''' Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
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| − | '''52-''' I don't care what you did last summer!
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| − | '''53-''' Ohh... I am loading too slowly? Ok, next time you'll load it yourself!
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| − | '''54-''' <Singing out of tune>
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| − | '''55-''' Ere I am J.H.
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| − | '''56-''' We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
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| − | '''57-''' Load 'Sacred2',8,1...
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| − | '''58-''' Searching for available information on dragons - Connecting to Wikipedia...
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| − | '''59-''' Roses are red, violets are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
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| − | '''60-''' All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
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| − | '''61-''' Warning: Don't try this at home!
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| − | '''62-''' Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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| − | '''63-''' Checking hard disk capacity... Sorry, disk is full!
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| − | '''64-''' Searching for saved game... Not found. Restarting game...
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| − | '''65-''' Let's play tic-tac-toe instead, I'll be X...
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| − | '''66-''' Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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| − | '''67-''' Loading sprite #546859467... Please wait...
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| − | '''68-''' Oh my God!
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| − | '''69-''' Clicking the mouse will not make the game load faster!
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| − | '''70-''' Looting your fridge...
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| − | '''71-''' Cut the strings and fly away...
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| − | '''72-''' GETRANDOMNUMBER: RETURN 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
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| − | '''73-''' Funny bugreport #19910: A dagger is called 'Dirk'.
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| − | '''74-''' Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
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| − | '''75-''' Cannot translate silly message into english...
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| − | '''76-''' Downloading new silly messages...
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| − | '''77-''' Blame Canada!
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| − | '''78-''' <singing> I can't get no... Bug infection...
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| − | '''79-''' Press Ctrl + Alt + F4 now for an IQ test.
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| − | '''80-''' Press any key to continue or other key to quit...
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| − | '''81-''' Guessing user age... Setting Blood level to Toddler!
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| − | '''82-''' Is this a sword in your hand? No it's just a carrot...
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| − | '''83-''' We apologize for the fault in the loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
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| − | '''84-''' Scanning mail folder... Empty... Not even spam mail!
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| − | '''85-''' I am a cute computer... Really!
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| − | '''86-''' When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
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| − | '''87-''' There is no gas for the chainsaw!
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| − | '''88-''' Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered'
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| − | '''89-''' I wish I had a tent with a behaviour...
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| − | '''90-''' Equipping armor <Load: Inquisitor_Pink_Bunny_Costume_lvl30>
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| − | '''91-''' You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
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| − | '''92-''' Oh, you again?
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| − | '''93-''' If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
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| − | '''94-''' Reanimating dead monsters...
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| − | '''95-''' Canceling your wedding - you're note suited for each other...
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| − | '''96-''' Wait, your seraphim just broke a fingernail! Call an ambulance!
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| − | '''97-''' This line intentionally left blank.
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| − | '''98-''' Backup not found: (A)bort, <nowiki>(R)</nowiki>etry, (G)et a beer.
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| − | '''99-''' The way to the hidden Mordor area is in the seraphim library.
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| − | '''100-''' Yellow wizard is about to die.
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| − | '''101-''' As a Computer I find your faith in Technology.......Amusing.
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| − | '''102-''' Wrong CD Key...This game will now be locked on this computer for ever.
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| − | '''103-''' Belial's minions grow stronger.
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| − | '''104-''' Your computer is your friend....Trust the Computer...
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| − | '''105-''' Wasting some time...
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| − | '''106-''' Counting to Infinity......Please wait...
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| − | '''107-''' Removing your equipment...
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| − | '''108-''' This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.
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| − | '''109-''' Why can't you name a planet 'Bob'?
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| − | '''110-''' Tuning guitars for Blind Guardian... sh*t, broke a string...
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| − | '''111-''' Its not a bug but a feature.
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| − | '''112-''' Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
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| − | '''113-''' Video ram too small, switching to grid display...
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| − | '''114-''' I'm here to lead, not to bleed!
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| − | '''115-''' Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
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| − | '''116-''' Only sissy coders need to optimize their code!
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| − | '''117-''' Life? Don't talk to me about life!
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| − | '''118-''' Funny bugreport #7753: A highelf who is playing with the ball is needed...
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| − | '''119-''' Today's special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons' breath inn.
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| − | '''120-''' Press Alt+F4 for secret weapon.
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| − | '''121-''' War... War never changes...
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| − | '''122-''' Searching for illegal software... Just kidding!
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| − | '''123-''' Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading!
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| − | '''124-''' Loading 3D buffer... Not that one!
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| − | '''125-''' Character modeling error - Do you mind bearded Seraphims?
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| − | '''126-''' I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
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| − | '''127-''' Shuffling main quest parts...
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| − | '''128-''' No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)
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| − | '''129-''' Bacon is my favourite vegetable...
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| − | '''130-''' Funny bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
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| − | '''131-''' Corrupting random blocks of memory...
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| − | '''132-''' Reticulating SPLINES, WTH are SPLINES?
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| − | '''133-''' Do you really want to start the game? Really? Are you really sure?
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| − | '''134-''' Press F for fast loading now... Skipped. Proceeding with slow loading...
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| − | '''135-''' Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
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| − | '''136-''' No flash photography allowed in Ancaria!
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| − | '''137-''' Pausing game until you finish your chores...
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| − | '''138-''' Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
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| − | '''139-''' Ordering pizza online... I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
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| − | '''140-''' Entering Zion...
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| − | '''141-''' Stumbling over cables... *WHAM*... Done.
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| − | '''142-''' Raytracing sunbeams...
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| − | '''143-''' Reassembling mobs...
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| − | '''144-''' Loading more blood and gore...
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| − | '''145-''' Insert Disc5... Oh, you don't have a Disc5? Ok, filling harddisc with garbage...
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| − | '''146-''' Wasting energy, please wait...
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| − | '''147-''' Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
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| − | '''148-''' Turn around, I'm behind you!
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| − | '''149-''' No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!
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| − | '''150-''' Connecting server... Complete. Redirecting character to hardcore PvP arena...
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| − | '''151-''' Overclocking CPU: 3,0GHz...3,2GHz...3,6GHz... OOPS, I broke your CPU!
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| − | '''152-''' The Llama is a lie!
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| − | '''153-''' Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable!
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| − | '''154-''' There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
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| − | '''155-''' Would you like some salt for your easter egg?
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| − | '''156-''' Please do not feed the dragons!
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| − | '''157-''' One spatula to flip them all...
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| − | '''158-''' Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?
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| − | '''159-''' Your hero does not need food, but you do!
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| − | '''160-''' Access denied - NAH NAH NA NAH NAH!
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| − | '''161-''' There is no spoon!
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| − | '''162-''' Chief Justice says 'Sacred2 rulez!'
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| − | '''163-''' Not now! Can't you see I'm busy? Play something else.
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| − | '''164-''' We are about to find out if you are a worthy adversary...
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| − | '''165-''' You won't get this package if you can not ID yoursself!
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| − | '''166-''' Use the mouse, Luke!
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| − | '''167-''' DA WEEP GRANNA WEEP NINNY BANG!
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| − | '''168-''' Would you like to play a game of... world domination?
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| − | '''169-''' Hail to the king baby!
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| − | '''170-''' Insert coin to continue...
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| − | '''171-''' This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
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| − | '''172-''' Uplink to ISS estabilished, downloading weather forecast...
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| − | '''173-''' How can this task be delayed when i haven't even started working on it?
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| − | '''174-''' Supplying merchants with useless junk...
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| − | '''175-''' Press play on tape!
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| − | '''176-''' Where's my wand?
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| − | '''177-''' If the game does not start in five minutes... wait longer!
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| − | '''178-''' Randomizing constants...
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| − | '''179-''' Funny bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
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| − | '''180-''' Due to lack of system resourses, entering slide-show mode...
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| − | '''181-''' Thou shalt not use the equality operator with floats!
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| − | '''182-''' Scroll down the list and choose your favourite silly message. I'm too lazy.
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| − | '''183-''' There's something written about a chance but I don't trust this game...
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| − | '''184-''' Checking mouse driver... Checking mouse's driving license...
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| − | '''185-''' Removing dead bodies from previous session...
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| − | '''186-''' Cheater detected. Loading bunnies...
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| − | '''187-''' Generating dead undead... Undead dead... uh...
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| − | '''188-''' Yuck, your keyboard is dirty!
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| − | '''189-''' Loading Wicked Witch of the West.
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| − | '''190-''' Warning...Short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!
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| − | '''191-''' Loading level 512 monsters...
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| − | '''192-''' Gort! Klattu Barada Nikto!
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| − | '''193-''' Your skill in reading is increased by one point!
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| − | '''194-''' Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists!
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| − | '''195-''' We'll be right back after this commercial break...
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| − | '''196-''' Don't get eaten by a Grue!
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| − | '''197-''' Don't wake me up, I'm working.
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| − | '''198-''' Mary had a little lamb... chop. It was really tasty!
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| − | '''199-''' Save the Earth... its the only planet with chocolate!
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| − | '''200-''' Operation failed (A)bort, <nowiki>(R)</nowiki>etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?
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| − | '''201-''' The past temps us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
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| − | '''202-''' Do you like scary movies?
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| − | '''203-''' I wish I had a hammer, a hammer in the morning, a hammer in the evening...
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| − | '''204-''' A book can also be, a hat...
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| − | '''205-''' The... no. A... no... wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head...
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| − | '''206-''' What are you doing? Stop that!
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| − | '''207-''' Kosh - Gesundheit!
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| − | '''208-''' Funny bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
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| − | '''209-''' Implementing Ha-do-ken for Seraphim...
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| − | '''210-''' Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!
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| − | '''211-''' Funny bugreport #14719: according to the romans, the name of the god had to be 'testa'!
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| − | '''212-''' Funny bugreport #14198: the curse of usability is perverted!
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| − | '''213-''' Funny bugreport #12842: behaviour is boaring!
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| − | '''214-''' Funny bugreport #11763: horse - missing flight animation!
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| − | '''215-''' Funny bugreport #7585: spontaneous light switching looks unbeautiful!
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| − | '''216-''' Funny bugreport #6470: a bush penetrates a tree!
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| − | '''217-''' Funny bugreport #2078: unbeautiful changes between stairs and sand!
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| − | '''218-''' Do not mix varargs with std-containers!
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| − | '''219-''' If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _msc_ver ... #endif!
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| − | '''220-''' Never use os specific api functions directly, use a wrapper instead!
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| − | '''221-''' Hey buddy! need a cheap wifi cable? only 100$!
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| − | '''222-''' Checking co2 emissions of your computer...
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| − | '''223-''' Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!
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| − | '''224-''' Sorry, no health potions available. good luck, nevertheless!
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| − | '''225-''' *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeep* *beep*!
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| − | '''226-''' You think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
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| − | '''227-''' Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!
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| − | '''228-''' Awaiting starting bribe...
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| − | '''229-''' Deleting all other games on the computer...
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| − | '''230-''' Deleting previously saved games...
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| − | '''231-''' Reducing character's life points by half...
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| − | '''232-''' ...gnidaol
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| − | '''233-''' Loading random hidden killer boss...
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| − | '''234-''' Go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
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| − | '''235-''' Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
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| − | '''236-''' How long can you withstand dragon breath again?
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| − | '''237-''' Security device enclosed.
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| − | '''238-''' Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
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| − | '''239-''' West of house. there is a small mailbox here. exits are east and south.
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| − | '''240-''' Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
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| − | '''241-''' Wireframe mode activated...
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| − | '''242-''' Is there life on mars?
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| − | '''243-''' Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
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| − | '''244-''' Incredible... it's even worse than i thought it would be.
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| − | '''245-''' An enum is an enum is an enum!
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| − | '''246-''' Ze smelten de kazen!
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| − | '''247-''' Mysle ja jestem paranoik!
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| − | '''248-''' Oh, this highelf mount is so cute... mind if i borrow it?
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| − | '''249-''' Buddy, fight the good fight!
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| − | '''250-''' Inflating rubber swords...
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| − | '''251-''' Tuning guitars for 'blind guardian'... oops, dropped the bass...
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| − | '''252-''' Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
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| − | '''253-''' Oh you're no fun anymore.
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| − | '''254-''' It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (C)ancel or (A)llow?
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| − | '''255-''' Oops... No, dryads can't swim.
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| − | '''256-''' We got ur char. Place 1000000 gold in barrel next 2 the blacksmith, no police!
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| − | '''257-''' Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
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| − | '''258-''' Load it yourself, you slave driver!
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| − | '''259-''' Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!
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| − | '''260-''' Walking in ancaria... brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
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| − | '''261-''' You look rather silly staring at this screen...
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| − | '''262-''' No milk and no Sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!
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| − | '''263-''' Searching for the backstone, please wait!
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| − | '''264-''' Ladescreen wird mit 'grosser hammer' gehauen, bitte warten...
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| − | '''265-''' Remember rock'n'roll radio...
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| − | '''266-''' Mc hammer is not Lars hammer...
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| − | '''267-''' Call 911 for support...
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| − | '''268-''' Next time you better buy some potions! karl ranseier is dead...
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| − | '''269-''' Where do you want to kill today?
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| − | '''270-''' ****, can't find this silly message file...
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| − | '''271-''' Please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!
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| − | '''272-''' It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
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| − | '''273-''' Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
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| − | '''274-''' Kg & Jb... keep on rocking, you guys rule!
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| − | '''275-''' Never seen such a big... never mind...
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| − | '''276-''' I'm sensing a soul in search of answers...
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| − | '''277-''' Warning! your computer will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
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| − | '''278-''' Warning! Cpu temperature reaching critical... Shutting system down...
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| − | '''279-''' Don't you have better things to do then reading silly messages?
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| − | '''280-''' There is a hole... in your mind.
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| − | '''281-''' The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
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| − | '''282-''' Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
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| − | '''283-''' Who wants to live forever? Well... I wouldn't mind giving it a try!
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| − | '''284-''' Understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!
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| − | '''285-''' Who are you?
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| − | '''286-''' The psi corps is your friend, trust the corps!
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| − | '''287-''' You must return to the beginning of the end...
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| − | '''288-''' And so it begins...
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| − | '''289-''' I so wanted to call my weapon lars' hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
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| − | '''290-''' Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...
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| − | '''291-''' Purple was here...
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| − | '''292-''' Mmmm... T-energy! <drool>
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| − | '''293-''' This item is not mouseable.
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| − | '''294-''' You're part of the game now...
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| − | '''295-''' Yum... I've eaten your character!
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| − | '''296-''' Randomizing your character's name...
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| − | '''297-''' Activating coffee-machine...
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| − | '''298-''' Beware! Objects in sacred2 are closer then they appear!
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| − | '''299-''' The red pill or the blue pill?
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| − | '''300-''' Warning: T-energy breakout detected!
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| − | '''301-''' We're working on the documentation...
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| − | '''302-''' Disc full - press f1 to belch!
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| − | '''303-''' Backup not found: (A)bort, <nowiki>(R)</nowiki>etry, (P)anic
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| − | '''304-''' Cannot find reality.sys... universe halted.
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| − | '''305-''' Stupid is what stupid does.
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| − | '''306-''' Can i interest anyone in fruit or dessert?
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| − | '''307-''' There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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| − | '''308-''' Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
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| − | '''309-''' Do not disturb, system is disturbed already!
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| − | '''310-''' At some point we'll have our own options.txt, son. one day...
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| − | '''311-''' It's you again! don't you ever sleep?
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| − | '''312-''' Press x to attack and o to jump...
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| − | '''313-''' Transforming your character into a seraphim...
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| − | '''314-''' No boom today! boom tomorrow! there's always a boom tomorrow.
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| − | '''315-''' Dude, where's my car?
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| − | '''316-''' Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...
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| − | '''317-''' Seraphim for president!
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| − | '''318-''' So you want to be evil... Well, i can be evil too. Setting enemy level to 999!
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| − | '''319-''' Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...
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| − | '''320-''' If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
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| − | '''321-''' Swiper no swiping!
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| − | '''322-''' No-one is making you live on 'Bob'
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| − | '''323-''' You can't call a planet 'bob'!?
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| − | '''324-''' For sale: dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
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| − | '''325-''' Health warning: you have been playing for 12 seconds...
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| − | '''326-''' How can this task be delayed when i haven't even started working on it?
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| − | '''327-''' When it's done! got it?
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| − | '''328-''' Keep clicking until i say stop!
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| − | '''329-''' Save the world, eat more goblins!
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| − | '''330-''' Would you mind, if i replace the endboss' face with yours?
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| − | '''331-''' Find more easter eggs...
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| − | '''332-''' Two beer or not two beer...
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| − | '''323-''' W00t, high settings? With your computer? Rofl!
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| − | '''324-''' Detected system: windows 3.11 - switching screen resolution to 320x480 pixels.
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| − | '''325-''' The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
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| − | '''326-''' You don't need a mouse, do you? Good, because it did just break...
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| − | '''327-''' If you have a slow pc, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...
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| − | '''328-''' Hello mr. Anderson!
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| − | '''329-''' What are you doing? Stop that!
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| − | '''330-''' Pixelshader upgraded to powerpyxelshader...
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| − | '''331-''' Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
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| − | '''332-''' It's done, when it's done! calm down, i am loading...
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| − | '''333-''' Please insert sacred cd1 and restart application! ... hehe, got you!
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| − | '''334-''' Oh my god, you killed benny!
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| − | '''335-''' No, i'm not a seraphim, i just like to dress this way!
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| − | '''336-''' Failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...
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| − | '''337-''' Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
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| − | '''338-''' Starting your mp3s... Argh, i can't listen to this anymore, go get some new songs!
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| − | '''339-''' Activating back-to-desktop service...
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| − | '''340-''' You fight like a dairy farmer!
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| − | '''341-''' Press y+m+q+enter+space with one hand to continue.
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| − | '''342-''' Deleting all celine dion mp3s...
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| − | '''343-''' Loading mp3 playlist...
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| − | '''344-''' Access denied, please enter your id again...
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| − | '''345-''' Dragon inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-fire.
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| − | '''346-''' Schnieeeeeeeepel!
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| − | '''347-''' Once upon a time...
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| − | '''348-''' Man, what a mess on your harddisc...
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| − | '''349-''' <missing silly message>
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| − | '''350-''' Loading tombstone engravings...
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| − | '''351-''' Two regions are closed for maintenance today.
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| − | '''352-''' One region is closed for maintenance today.
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| − | '''353-''' We don't have bugs, we have dragons!
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| − | '''354-''' I want to be a lumberjack!
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| − | '''355-''' This message is intended not to be funny.
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| − | '''356-''' You passed!
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| − | '''357-''' Omg, you're a replicant!
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| − | '''358-''' Running voight-kampff test...
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| − | '''359-''' Your Oma is now pwned by Studio II!
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| − | '''360-''' Sacred2 has been uninstalled successfully... not!
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| − | '''361-''' Congratulations, you just have won $3500! click here to claim your prize... not!
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| − | '''362-''' Get back to work! Oh, you have... come back!
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| − | '''363-''' Uploading user fingerprints to nsa computer...
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| − | '''364-''' Sponsored by the umbrella corporation.
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| − | '''365-''' Please turn off your monitor to continue.
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| − | '''366-''' Loading will continue after a short message from our sponsors.
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| − | '''367-''' Save the seraphim, save the world!
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| − | '''368-''' Loading is booooring...
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| − | '''369-''' I am so lonely...
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| − | '''370-''' All bugs will be recorded for training purposes.
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| − | '''371-''' Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
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| − | '''372-''' Deleting unique items, please wait...
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| − | '''373-''' I don't know what you're talking about, there is no game here...
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| − | '''374-''' Tthere is too much cpu usage in zlib.dll!
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| − | '''375-''' I have the power of... of... what's my line again?
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| − | '''376-''' Trust me on this... don't tickle the dragons!
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| − | '''377-''' Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no...
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| − | '''378-''' Computer says 'no'!
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| − | '''379-''' I invented the 'hello world' program!
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| − | '''380-''' Spiderpig, spiderpig...
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| − | '''381-''' Cookiegirl is the best!
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| − | '''382-''' iddqd
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| − | '''383-''' Here i am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
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| − | '''384-''' Who is responsible for these silly messages?
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| − | '''385-''' Wasn't it called 'path of glory' instead of 'path of gory'?
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| − | '''386-''' Cpu says you should not start those boring office programs anymore.
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| − | '''387-''' What do you think i am doing? loading the game?
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| − | '''388-''' It's a snark! no, it's a boo-...
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| − | '''389-''' Let's ride some trojan horses...
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| − | '''390-''' Killing some bugs, please wait...
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| − | '''391-''' Generating god.exe...
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| − | '''392-''' To infinity and beyond!
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| − | '''393-''' Zulu meditation...
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| − | '''394-''' Hiding easter eggs...
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| − | '''395-''' Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
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| − | '''396-''' 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
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| − | '''397-''' 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
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| − | '''398-''' Loading loadingscreen...
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| − | '''399-''' Stop pushing that button!
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| − | '''400-''' May contain nuts.
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| − | '''401-''' Be right back...
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| − | '''402-''' Emergency exits are here, here, and here... hey, look here!
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| − | '''403-''' No, i cannot load any faster!
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| − | '''404-''' Trust me, it would have never worked between us...
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| − | '''405-''' Sacred2: the most bug free sacred ever!
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| − | '''406-''' Loading big, giant axe...
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| − | '''407-''' Follow the white rabbit.
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| − | '''408-''' All your base are belong to us.
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| − | '''409-''' Loading dopefish...
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| − | '''410-''' Downloading seraphim DNA to your computer...
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| − | '''411-''' d'oh!
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| − | '''412-''' Loading bluescreen...
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| − | '''413-''' Hit any user to continue.
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| − | '''414-''' General Failure's fault. Not yours.
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| − | '''415-''' Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... duuh...
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| − | '''416-''' Whats that behind you???
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| − | '''417-''' Unloading silly messages, not silly enough! Loading silly messages...
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| − | '''418-''' This game never has bugs. It just develops random features!
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| − | '''419-''' Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.c...ad.php?t=48181 for updates...
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| − | '''420-''' Moo!
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| − | ==Poetry Puzzle==
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| − | Poetry #1: ... There was an Admin named Buck...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #1: ... Who everyone wanted to chuck...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #1: ... He kept coming back...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #1: ... After getting the sack...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #1: ... Hope he stays in the grave full of muck!...
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| − | Poetry #2: ... There once was a moron named John...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #2: ... Unable to keep his pants on...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #2: ... He found a young tart...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #2: ... Thought he was smart...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #2: ... His wife found out all, now he's gone.
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| − | Poetry #3: ... There was an admin named Chuck...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #3: ... His posts were a matter of luck...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #3: ... He didn't mind...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #3: ... As one of a kind...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #3: ... He was a really good... schmuck.
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| − | Poetry #4: ... It was nearly as bad as it sounded...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #4: ... By his mother he has been confounded...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #4: ... All he could do was gripe...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #4: ... He certainly could not type...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #4: ... From his computer the mod was grounded...
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| − | Poetry #5: ... The dev sounded like a teacher...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #5: ... When he spoke of the amazing creature...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #5: ... Death to you in one hit, it will...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #5: ... Supposed to make you feel a chill...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #5: ... It's not a bug, it's a feature!
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| − | Poetry #6: ... One mod became quite a chore...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #6: ... His grave had a revolving door...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #6: ... Quick to attack...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #6: ... We put him back...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #6: ... Quoth the raven, nevermore.
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| − | Poetry #7: ... It's something you already knew...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #7: ... Certainly nothing you can do...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #7: ... Early or late...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #7: ... Ignore the date...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #7: ... A patch arrives when it's meant to...
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| − | Poetry #8: ... While coding is not much fun...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #8: ... Often you feel under the gun...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #8: ... It's not a sin...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #8: ... To say with a grin...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #8: ... It'll be released when it's done.
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| − | Poetry #9: ... <br/>
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| − | Poetry #9: ... When asked why do we wait...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #9: ... You answer it's not that late...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #9: ... You may make think yourself clever...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #9: ... You'll get it before Duke Nukem Forever!
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| − | Poetry #10: ... There once was a knight from Ancaria...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #10: ... Who suffered from mild hysteria...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #10: ... He'd run from the fight...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #10: ... E'en with all his might...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #10: ... That poor little knight from Ancaria...
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| − | Poetry #11: ... There once was a dragon of ice...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #11: ... He was cool, but not very nice...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #11: ... He's protected by ice giants...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #11: ... Ghosts, goblins and things flying...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #11: ... And the lag there would make you think twice.
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| − | Poetry #12: ... There once was player in hardcore...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #12: ... Who thought he was playing in softcore...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #12: ... Until when he died...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #12: ... Could not play, though he tried...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #12: ... And alas, his poor toon, it was no more...
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| − | Poetry #13: ... There once was a knight from mascarell...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #13: ... Who bathed in the town's only well...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #13: ... He'd bathe every night...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #13: ... After done with his fights...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #13: ... 'tis why the water there doesn't taste swell.
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| − | Poetry #14: ... There once was a zombie from Mascarel...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #14: ... He saw a knight bathing in the town's well...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #14: ... He laughed at the sight...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #14: ... And whispered to the knight...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #14: ... Seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!
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| − | Poetry #15: ... There once was a civilized orc...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #15: ... He ate with a knife and a fork...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #15: ... He drank from a cup...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #15: ... With his pinky pointing up...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #15: ... But his friends thought he was a dork.
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| − | Poetry #16: ... A gladiator once lost a bet...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #16: ... And had to wear the full xrystal's set...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #16: ... His chest was shaved bare...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #16: ... Flowers placed in his hair...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #16: ... And many offers of marriage did he get!
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| − | Poetry #17: ... There once was a mage with a staff...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #17: ... So tiny, it made us all laugh...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #17: ... He waved it one day...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #17: ... To scare monsters away...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #17: ... And ended up bitten in half.
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| − | Poetry #18: ... There once was a knight with a pain...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #18: ... Who cried out oh no not again...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #18: ... A dragon, five goblins...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #18: ... Four elves and an Orc...<br/>
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| − | Poetry #18: ... Have trampled all over my brain...
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