User:ZGold

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ZGold's Random(?) Notes

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On the screen the ? and ! indicators for character quests are displayed in your 'character' colour. This is Yellow for the Shadow Warrior (and Dragon Mage), Light Blue for the Seraphim, Light Green for the Dryad, Dark Green for the Temple Guardian, Dark Blue for the High Elf and Red for the Inquisitor. The log entries for blue chain quests are found on a separate page to any other quest and do not change page per game chapter. They are also only available in Single Player mode.

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Temp. list of the silly msgs in A-Z order

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1. ****, can't find this silly message file…
2. *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeep* *beep*!
3. /* You are not expected to understand this */
4. <missing silly message>
5. <Singing out of tune>
6. <singing> I can't get no…bug infection…
7. …gnidaol
8. 99 bottles of beer on the wall…
9. 98 bottles of beer on the wall…
10. 97 bottles of beer… Aaah, you know the rest…
11. A book can also be, a hat…
12. Access denied - Nah nah na nah nah!
13. Access denied, please enter your ID again…
14. Activated back-to-desktop service
15. Activating back-to-desktop service…
16. Activating coffee-machine…
17. All bugs will be recorded for training purposes.
18. All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
19. All your base are belong to us.
20. An enum is an enum is an enum!
21. And so it begins…
22. Another visitor…stay a while…stay forever!
23. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
24. Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!
25. Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
26. As a computer I find your faith in technology…amusing.
27. At some point we'll have our own options.txt son. One day…
28. Attention! This game can change your personality into evil…
29. Awaiting starting bribe…
30. Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionally)
31. Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?
32. Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.
33. Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
34. Bacon is my favourite vegetable…
35. Be right back…
36. Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
37. Belial's minions grow stronger.
38. Beware! Objects in Sacred2 are closer than they appear!
39. Blame Canada!
40. Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
41. Buddy, fight the good fight!
42. Call 911 for support…
43. Can I interest anyone in fruit or dessert?
44. Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other…
45. Cannot find reality.sys… universe halted.
46. Cannot translate silly message into English…
47. Character modelling error - do you mind bearded seraphims?
48. Cheater detected. Loading bunnies…
49. Checking CO2 emissions of your computer…
50. Checking hard disk capacity… Sorry, disk is full!
51. Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.c...ad.php?t=48181[1] for updates…
52. Checking mouse driver… Checking mouse's driving license…
53. Chief Justice says 'Sacred2 rulez!'
54. Clicking the mouse will not make the game load faster!
55. Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
56. Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you… Rude gamers!
57. Computer says 'no'!
58. Congratulations, you just have won $3500! Click here to claim your prize…not!
59. Connecting server…complete. Redirecting character to hardcore PvP arena…
60. Cookiegirl is the best!
61. Corrupting random blocks of memory…
62. Counting to infinity…please wait…
63. CPU says you should not start those boring office programs anymore.
64. Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
65. Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...
66. Cut the strings and fly away…
67. Da weep granna weep ninny bang!
68. Deactivating your firewall… Please wait…
69. Deleting all Celine Dion mp3s…
70. Deleting all other games on the computer...
71. Deleting previously saved games…
72. Deleting unique items, please wait…
73. Destroying brain cells…15 percent…50 percent…duuh…
74. Detected system: Windows 3.11 - switching screen resolution to 320x480 pixels.
75. Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
76. Disc full - press F1 to belch!
77. Do not disturb, system is disturbed already!
78. Do not include <stheader.h>, use <stdheader> instead!
79. Do not mix Varargs with Std-Containers!
80. Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
81. Do you like scary movies?
82. Do you really want to start the game? Really? Are you really sure?
83. Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
84. D'oh!
85. Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
86. Don't get eaten by a Grue!
87. Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine… tztztz…
88. Don't wake me up, I'm working.
89. Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
90. Don't you have better things to do than reading silly messages?
91. Downloading new silly messages…
92. Downloading secret hairstyles
93. Downloading Seraphim DNA to your computer…
94. Dragon inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-FIRE.
95. Drawing beards onto your photographs...
96. Dude, where's my car?
97. Due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode…
98. Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!
99. Emergency exits are here, here, and here… Hey, look here!
100. Entering Zion…
101. Equipping armour <Load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_lvl30>
102. Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
103. Ere I am J.H.
104. Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
105. Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out
106. Failed to load quests, I will now try to create some on my own…
107. Find more easter eggs…
108. Follow the white rabbit.
109. For sale: dragon-proof armour, used once, slightly scorched…
110. Format C: /Q /U
111. Free coffee and apple strudel, offer expired yesterday.
112. Freedom for wolves, ban the shephers!
113. Funny Bug Report #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
114. Funny bug report #14523: Quest is not finishable!
115. Funny Bug Report #14719: According to the Romans, the name of the god had to be 'Testa'!
116. Funny Bug Report #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
117. Funny Bug Report #20991: The ring is lying too obviously!
118. Funny bug report #7753: A high elf who is playing with the ball is needed…
119. Funny Bugreport #11763: Horse - missing flight animation!
120. Funny Bugreport #12842: Behaviour is boaring!
121. Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!
122. Funny Bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
123. Funny bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
124. Funny Bugreport #19910: A dagger is called 'dirk'.
125. Funny Bugreport #2078: Unbeautiful changes between stairs and sand!
126. Funny bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
127. Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
128. Funny Bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree!
129. Funny Bugreport #7585: Spontaneous light switching looks unbeautiful!
130. Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
131. General Failure's fault. Not yours.
132. Generating 100 boss monster at starting location…
133. Generating dead undead…undead dead…uh…
134. Generating God.exe
135. Get back to work! Oh, you have…come back!
136. GetRandomNumber: Return 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
137. Go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
138. Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifiction?
139. Gort! Klattu barada nikto!
140. Guessing user age… Setting Blood level to Toddler!
141. Guru meditation…
142. Hail to the king baby!
143. Health warning: you have been playing for 12 seconds…
144. Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!
145. Hello Mr. Anderson!
146. Help! Your keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
147. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
148. Hey buddy! Need a cheap WIFI cable? Only $100!
149. Hiding easter eggs…
150. Hit any user to continue.
151. How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it?
152. How long can you withstand dragon breath again?
153. How sweet to be an idiot…
154. I am a cute computer... Really!
155. I am so lonely…
156. I don't care what you did last summer!
157. I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
158. I don't have time to bleed!
159. I don't know what you're talking about, there is no game here...
160. I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my seraphim!
161. I hate cold ashtrays…
162. I have the power of…of… What's my line again?
163. I invented the 'hello world' program!
164. I know what you did last summer…
165. I might be in the basement, I'll go upstairs and check.
166. I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, LMAO!
167. I still know what you did last summer…
168. I want to be a lumberjack!
169. I wish I had a hammer, a hammer in the morning, a hammer in the evening…
170. I wish I had a tent with a behaviour…
171. IDDQD
172. Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered'
173. If the game does not start in five minutes…wait longer!
174. If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart…
175. If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _msc_ver ... #endif!
176. If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
177. I'm here to lead, not to bleed!
178. I'm sensing a soul in search of answers…
179. Implementing Ha-Do-Ken for Seraphim…
180. Incredible… It's even worse than I thought it would be.
181. Inflating rubber swords…
182. Insert coin to continue...
183. Insert Disc 5… Oh, you don't have a Disc 5? Ok, filling harddisk with garbage…
184. Is there life on Mars?
185. Is this a sword in your hand? No it's just a carrot…
186. It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (C)ancel or (A)llow?
187. It's a snark! No, it's a boo-…
188. It's done, when it's done! Calm down, I am loading…
189. It's not a bug but a feature.
190. It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays'
191. It's you again! Don't you ever sleep?
192. I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
193. Keep clicking until I say stop!
194. Kg & Jb…keep on rocking, you guys rule!
195. Killing some bugs, please wait…
196. Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
197. Knowledge is a weapon… I intend to be formidably armed.
198. Kosh - Gesundheit!
199. Ladescreen wird mit 'Grosser Hammer' Gehauen, bitte warten...
200. Let's play tic-tac-toe instead, I'll be X...
201. Let's ride some Trojan horses...
202. Life? Don't talk to me about life!
203. Load it yourself, you slave driver!
204. Load 'Sacred2',8,1…
205. Loading 3D buffer… Not that one!
206. Loading big, giant axe…
207. Loading bluescreen…
208. Loading dopefish…
209. Loading errors, please wait…
210. Loading hieroglyph font… Translating all texts into Ancient Egyptian…
211. Loading is booooring…
212. Loading level 512 monsters...
213. Loading loadingscreen…
214. Loading more blood and gore…
215. Loading mp3 playlist…
216. Loading random hidden killer boss...
217. Loading sprite #546859467… Please wait…
218. Loading tombstone engravings...
219. Loading Wicked Witch of the West.
220. Loading will continue after a short message from our sponsors.
221. Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
222. Loooooooaaaaading…
223. Looting your fridge…
224. Man, what a mess on your harddisc…
225. Mary had a little lamb…chop. It was really tasty!
226. May contain nuts.
227. Mc hammer is not Lars hammer…
228. Meditating on the meaning of life…
229. Mmmm... T-Energy! <Drool>
230. Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
231. Moo!
232. Mysle ja jestern paranoik!
233. Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with katsup
234. Never seen such a big…never mind…
235. Never use OS-specific API functions directly, use a wrapper instead!
236. Next time you better buy some potions! Karl Ranseier is dead…
237. No boom today! Boom tomorrow! There's always a boom tomorrow.
238. No flash photography allowed in Ancaria!
239. No milk and no Sacred makes the testers…come up with silly msgs like this one!
240. No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)
241. No, I cannot load any faster!
242. No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!
243. No, I'm not a Seraphim, I just like to dress this way!
244. No, this is not a silly message.
245. No-one is making you live on 'Bob'
246. Not now! Can't you see I'm busy? Play something else.
247. Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
248. Oh my God!
249. Oh my god, you killed Benny!
250. Oh you're no fun anymore.
251. Oh, this High Elf mount is so cute… Mind if I borrow it?
252. Oh, you again?
253. Ohh…I am loading too slowly? Ok, next time you'll load it yourself!
254. OMG, you're a replicant!
255. Once upon a time…
256. One region is closed for maintenance today.
257. One spatula to flip them all…
258. Only sissy coders need to optimise their code!
259. Oops… No, Dryads can't swim.
260. Operation failed (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?
261. Ordering pizza online…I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
262. Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
263. Out of money error... Insert new project fundings!
264. Overclocking CPU: 3.0Ghz…3.2GHz…3.6GHz… Oops, I broke your CPU!
265. Pausing game until you finish your chores…
266. PI is exactly 3!
267. Pixelshader upgraded to powerpyxelshader…
268. Planet 'Bob'?! Can't we just call it 'Earth'?
269. Please do not feed the dragons!
270. Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! …hehe, got you!
271. Please return to your home Sir, this area is under guard!
272. Please stand by for an important announcement.
273. Please turn off your monitor to continue.
274. Please wait… Loading T-Energy…
275. Positioning GPS satellites… Please stand by…
276. Press Alt + F4 for secret weapon.
277. Press any key to continue or other key to quit…
278. Press any key... No, not that one!
279. Press Ctrl-Alt-F4 now for an IQ test.
280. Press F for fast loading now…skipped. Proceeding with slow loading…
281. Press play on tape!
282. Press X to attack and O to jump…
283. Press y+m+q+enter+space with one hand to continue.
284. Purple was here…
285. Randomising constants...
286. Randomising your character's name…
287. Raytracing sunbeams…
288. Reanimating dead monsters…
289. Reassembling mobs…
290. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists!
291. Reducing character's life points by half…
292. Refilling wyvern pass water bottle…
293. Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
294. Remember rock'n'roll radio…
295. Remember Sacred 1 bug #4624…
296. Removing dead bodies from previous session…
297. Removing your equipment...
298. Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high-level chars online…
299. Reticulating splines, WTH are splines?
300. Reverting to Sacred1…
301. Roses are red, violets are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't…
302. Running voight-kampff test…
303. Sacred2 has been uninstalled successfully…not!
304. Sacred2: the most bug free sacred ever!
305. Save the Earth…it's the only planet with chocolate!
306. Save the Seraphim, save the world!
307. Save the world, eat more goblins!
308. Scanning mail folder…empty… Not even spam mail!
309. Schnieeeeeeeepel!
310. Scroll down the list and choose your favourite silly message. I'm too lazy.
311. Searching for adult filter…
312. Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to Wikipedia…
313. Searching for illegal software… Just kidding!
314. Searching for saved game…not found. Restarting game…
315. Searching for the backstone, please wait!
316. Security device enclosed.
317. Seraphim for President!
318. Shuffling main quest parts…
319. So long, and thanks for all the goblins…
320. So you want to be evil… Well, I can be evil too. Setting enemy level to 999!
321. Sorry, no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless!
322. Spiderpig, spiderpig…
323. Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation.
324. Starting your mp3s… Argh, I can't listen to this anymore, go get some new songs!
325. Stop pushing that button!
326. Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading!
327. Stumbling over cables… *WHAM*…done.
328. Stupid is what stupid does.
329. Supplying merchants with useless junk…
330. Swiper no swiping!
331. That'll do pig. That'll do.
332. The game will start when it is ready and not before!
333. The Llama is a lie!
334. The 'No dieing' sign is now on…please plan accordingly…
335. The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
336. The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
337. The psi corps is your friend, trust the corps!
338. The red pill or the blue pill?
339. The volume goes to eleven!
340. The way to the hidden Mordor area is in the Seraphim library!
341. The…no. A…no…wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head…
342. There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
343. There is a hole…in your mind.
344. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
345. There is no gas for the chainsaw!
346. There is no spoon!
347. There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll!
348. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
349. There's nothing to see here, go ahead…
350. There's something written about a chance but I don't trust this game...
351. This game never has bugs. It just develops random features!
352. This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.
353. This item is not mouseable.
354. This line was left intentionally blank.
355. This may take a while, get yourself some coffee…
356. This message is intended not to be funny.
357. Thou shalt not use the equality operator with floats!
358. To infinity and beyond!
359. To the Petercopter!
360. Today's special: 2 for 1 at the Dragon's Breath inn
361. Transforming your character into a Seraphim...
362. Trust me on this... Don't tickle the dragons!
363. Trust me, it would have never worked between us…
364. Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'... Sh*t, broke a string...
365. Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'… Oops, dropped the bass…
366. Turn around, I'm behind you!
367. Two beer or not two beer…
368. Two regions are closed for maintenance today.
369. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
370. Understanding is a three edged sword… Our side, their side and the truth!
371. Unloading silly messages, not silly enough! Loading silly messages…
372. Uplink to ISS established, downloading weather forecast…
373. Uploading user fingerprints to NSA computer…
374. Use the mouse, Luke!
375. Video RAM too small, switching to grid display…
376. w00t, high settings? With your computer? ROFL!
377. Wait, your seraphim just broke a fingernail! Call an ambulance!
378. Walking in Ancaria… Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
379. War… War never changes…
380. Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical...shutting system down...
381. Warning! Your computer will self destruct in 5…4…3…2…1…<kaboom>
382. Warning: Don't try this at home!
383. Warning: T-energy breakout detected!
384. Warning…short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!
385. Wasn't it called 'path of glory' instead of 'path of gory'?
386. Wasting energy, please wait…
387. Wasting some time...
388. We apologise for the fault in the loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
389. We are about to find out if you are a worthy adversary…
390. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!
391. We don't have bugs, we have dragons!
392. We got ur char. Place 1000000 gold in barrel next 2 the blacksmith, no police!
393. Welcome to Sacred2 30-days trial… Hehe… Just kidding!
394. We'll be right back after this commercial break…
395. We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
396. We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid…
397. We're working on the documentation…
398. West of house. There is a small mailbox here. Exits are East and South.
399. What are you doing? Stop that!
400. What do you think I am doing? Loading the game?
401. What's that behind you???
402. When it's done! Got it?
403. When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
404. Where do you want to kill today?
405. Where's my wand?
406. Who are you?
407. Who is responsible for these silly messages?
408. Who wants to live forever? Well…I wouldn't mind giving it a try!
409. Why can't you name a planet 'Bob'?
410. Wireframe mode activated…
411. Would you like some salt for your Easter egg?
412. Would you like to play a game of...world domination?
413. Would you mind, if I replace the endboss' face with yours?
414. Wrong CD Key… This game will now be locked on this computer forever.
415. Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no…
416. Yellow wizard is about to die.
417. Yes we can
418. You are here: X
419. You are the weakest link, goodbye!
420. You can't call a planet 'Bob'!?
421. You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
422. You don't need a mouse, do you? Good, because it did just break…
423. You fight like a dairy farmer!
424. You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged!
425. You look rather silly staring at this screen…
426. You must return to the beginning of the end…
427. You passed!
428. You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn't end with .jpg!
429. You think Sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
430. You won't get this package if you cannot ID yourself!
431. Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
432. Your computer is running…you better go chase it.
433. Your computer is your friend… Trust the computer…
434. Your hero does not need food, but you do!
435. Your Oma is now pwned by Studio II!
436. Your skill in reading is increased by one point!
437. Your soundcard sucks, disabling sound forever…
438. You're part of the game now…
439. Yuck, your keyboard is dirty!
440. Yum…I've eaten your character!
441. Ze smelten de kazen!
442. Zulu meditation…