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==Shadowy Graves== | ==Shadowy Graves== | ||
| + | Here lie the men, women and other dead things of the western [[Sacred 2:High Elf Region Cemetery|High Elf Region Cemetery]]. | ||
| − | *Here | + | |
| + | *Ace - what a guy! | ||
| + | *And to think I got out of bed for this. | ||
| + | *Come on in, there's cake in here! | ||
| + | *Dead? But I've only been gone for 2 minutes! | ||
| + | *De nihilo nihil. | ||
| + | *Don't you have anything better to do? | ||
| + | *Funny, they always said "you'll be cold in your grave" but I find this rather cozy. | ||
| + | *He adored his tiger... too much... | ||
| + | *He was old and didn't need the money anymore.Hey! Get lost or you'll join me in here! | ||
| + | *He who dried a tear is a happy man. | ||
| + | *Here lies Alan . His Wild ways caught up with him in the end. | ||
| + | *Here lies Andy's yellow dress. We think he still wears it on Sundays. | ||
| + | *Here rests A. Flynn - he should have listened to his Mother. | ||
| + | *Hey, buy your own flowers! Cheapstake! | ||
| + | *HEY, get outta here... Not all over my.. Darn wolves! | ||
| + | *Hey, I'm afraid of the dark! | ||
| + | *Hey, I'm important! Just ask me, I'll tell you. -- Ogad Nuois. | ||
| + | *Here rests the greatest lover of all. Now let me finally get some sleep! | ||
| + | *Here lies the last player to go on the forum and create a new thread asking how to find the waterbottle. | ||
| + | *I guess that "friend or foe" question WAS a little naive. | ||
| + | *If only she hadn't lost her head... | ||
| + | *If you're reading this after I die, then my theory about the world only existing in my thoughts was wrong. | ||
| + | *I'm moving, but I don't disappear. | ||
| + | *Immortality is not everyones's cup of tea. | ||
| + | *It is better to die standing up than to live kneeling down. | ||
| + | *It's not a typo, this is my toonstone. | ||
| + | *I've always been the wrong man at the wrong place at the wrong time - now I'm here. | ||
| + | *Kayron Jarvis | ||
| + | *Ladies first... | ||
| + | *Live and let die! | ||
| + | *Lucretius the innkeeper is now serving one last meal - dinner for the worms! | ||
| + | *Mass grave fo all the creature protoypes that didn't make it into the game. | ||
| + | *Maybe you'll get a secret reward for reading every grave... And maybe NOT! | ||
| + | *MEDIC! | ||
| + | *Note to self: Don't make crude jokes about Seraphim¡s special mounts... | ||
| + | *Oh look, another adventurer wants to be first to read all the tombstones. | ||
| + | *Out to lunch, please leave a message. | ||
| + | *Please don't eat the daisies... I'm busy pushing them up! | ||
| + | *Reserved for critics. | ||
| + | *She was the perfect victim. | ||
| + | *So this is how death feels. | ||
| + | *Somebody has spent a lot of time preparing this plush pad for a certain Miss Hacker. | ||
| + | *Stop reading tombstones and get a life! Take mine, I'm not using it anymore. | ||
| + | *Take ten paces, turn and shoot... What a bad time to lose count! | ||
| + | *The cake is a lie! | ||
| + | *The Lokaliz0r - Sudden death by "Just quickly (TM)" | ||
| + | *The guy who fell onto an uphlstery machine was fully recovered. | ||
| + | *There's life in the old dog yet... Unlike the owners. | ||
| + | *This Dryad expired of boredom due to waiting for her player to get on with it. | ||
| + | *This grave is for all the NPC's that didn't make the final cut. | ||
| + | *This grave is reserved for all the enemies you're about to kill. | ||
| + | *Uncle Emma is alive! | ||
| + | *Wanderers, I greet you with "See you soon" because you'll surely return to this place. | ||
| + | *Yeah, laugh it up, your time will come. | ||
| + | *Your name here! 0800-KILLER! | ||
==Celebrity Graves/Memorials== | ==Celebrity Graves/Memorials== | ||
Revision as of 14:56, 28 September 2010
Many have come have gone, and what they leave behind are for the living to heed. Graves and cemeteries around Ancaria can be found and inscriptions read. They are there for all to mourn the passing of fair folk. Try not to snicker too much!
Shadowy Graves
Here lie the men, women and other dead things of the western High Elf Region Cemetery.
- Ace - what a guy!
- And to think I got out of bed for this.
- Come on in, there's cake in here!
- Dead? But I've only been gone for 2 minutes!
- De nihilo nihil.
- Don't you have anything better to do?
- Funny, they always said "you'll be cold in your grave" but I find this rather cozy.
- He adored his tiger... too much...
- He was old and didn't need the money anymore.Hey! Get lost or you'll join me in here!
- He who dried a tear is a happy man.
- Here lies Alan . His Wild ways caught up with him in the end.
- Here lies Andy's yellow dress. We think he still wears it on Sundays.
- Here rests A. Flynn - he should have listened to his Mother.
- Hey, buy your own flowers! Cheapstake!
- HEY, get outta here... Not all over my.. Darn wolves!
- Hey, I'm afraid of the dark!
- Hey, I'm important! Just ask me, I'll tell you. -- Ogad Nuois.
- Here rests the greatest lover of all. Now let me finally get some sleep!
- Here lies the last player to go on the forum and create a new thread asking how to find the waterbottle.
- I guess that "friend or foe" question WAS a little naive.
- If only she hadn't lost her head...
- If you're reading this after I die, then my theory about the world only existing in my thoughts was wrong.
- I'm moving, but I don't disappear.
- Immortality is not everyones's cup of tea.
- It is better to die standing up than to live kneeling down.
- It's not a typo, this is my toonstone.
- I've always been the wrong man at the wrong place at the wrong time - now I'm here.
- Kayron Jarvis
- Ladies first...
- Live and let die!
- Lucretius the innkeeper is now serving one last meal - dinner for the worms!
- Mass grave fo all the creature protoypes that didn't make it into the game.
- Maybe you'll get a secret reward for reading every grave... And maybe NOT!
- MEDIC!
- Note to self: Don't make crude jokes about Seraphim¡s special mounts...
- Oh look, another adventurer wants to be first to read all the tombstones.
- Out to lunch, please leave a message.
- Please don't eat the daisies... I'm busy pushing them up!
- Reserved for critics.
- She was the perfect victim.
- So this is how death feels.
- Somebody has spent a lot of time preparing this plush pad for a certain Miss Hacker.
- Stop reading tombstones and get a life! Take mine, I'm not using it anymore.
- Take ten paces, turn and shoot... What a bad time to lose count!
- The cake is a lie!
- The Lokaliz0r - Sudden death by "Just quickly (TM)"
- The guy who fell onto an uphlstery machine was fully recovered.
- There's life in the old dog yet... Unlike the owners.
- This Dryad expired of boredom due to waiting for her player to get on with it.
- This grave is for all the NPC's that didn't make the final cut.
- This grave is reserved for all the enemies you're about to kill.
- Uncle Emma is alive!
- Wanderers, I greet you with "See you soon" because you'll surely return to this place.
- Yeah, laugh it up, your time will come.
- Your name here! 0800-KILLER!
