Sacred 2:Hissil'Ta Cemetary

Central Stump as Carving

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Graves

Here lies Fred. He asked a High Elf general "You and what army?"

Apparently you should NOT jump off a bridge just because your friends do.

Famous last words: " We can trust this Ogre. See? He's smiling."

Seems the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" thing was just a marketing ploy.

Here lie Lady Argyle's first ten husbands.

Here lie the investigators of Lady Argyle's missing husbands.

This space reserved for Lady Argyle's next husband.

Why he thought he could pet a Hellhound, no one will 2ver know.

Here lies one-handed joe. His Hellhound bit the hand that fed it.

"Just pull another one- piece of cake"

Here lie Martha Inch and George Myle. The Reaper was given an inch and took a mile.

Never play hopscotch with a mine laying dwarf.

Never ask a flamethrowing Dwarf for a light.

Still waiting for the number 42 bus. The number 42 was the summation of the universe in the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

Experience is a wonderful thing. It allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The undead have no sense of humor.

Lars' hammer wasn't quite big enough for that last fight.

Here lies Mirko's post count.

Never taunt a zombie by saying "Bite me."

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Playing Red Riding hood with a real wolf isn't a good idea.

Interesting Photographs

Direct view of Cemetery from within

View of Cemetery from entrance

See Also

• Grave Inscriptions
• Easter Eggs
• Silly Messages