Sacred 2:Khorum Cemetary

In the only major city of the Desert Region, Khorum Cemetary stands in the front yard of the Khorum temple on the east side of the city. The Khorum cemetary can also be referred to as the Cemetary of Bad Puns, mainly due to the inscriptions found there:

• She was only a moonshiner, but I loved her still!
• All people improve the gene pool, some by birth, some by their demise.
• Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
• Do Romans refer to IVs as "4s"?
• A day without sunshine is like, well, you know, night.
• A bend in the road is not the end of the road ... unless you fail to make the turn.
• Is it legal to run into a crowded fire and yell "Theater!"?
• Do poker playing dogs own paintings of humans playing "fetch"?
• If life had to be unfair, why couldn't it have benn unfair in my favor?
• Old kings never die; they just get throne away.
• The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
• Why isn't Phonetic spelled "fontetik"?
• Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
• Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
• Egoist: One who is me-deep in conversation.
• Once I got mad at a chef of an Italian restaurant, so I gave him a pizza my mind.
• Is it possible to have too much moderation?
• If you stand on a fence in the middle of a field, which side is greener?
• Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
• If a parsley farmer were sued, could they garnish his wages?
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• I'm still not sure I understand ambiguity.
• 2b||!2b (To Be or Not To Be, Shakespear)

See Also

• Grave Inscriptions
• Easter Eggs
• Silly Messages